HDB Christian! Enjoy this Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Story!

Bright autumn sunlight shines into your warm bedroom as you roll over, stretch out under your sheets and slowly gain consciousness. You hear knocking. Where is that coming from? And giggling. Fuck, someone’s knocking on your door! What could possibly be happening this early in the morning?
“Chris!!” “Christian, wake up!” “Hellooooo (giggle)”
“What??” You yell
“Can we come in?”
Fuck. “… ok?”
Bobby, Ellie and Lucy burst into your room with a giant platter piled high with waffles, and they’re singing happy birthday. Shit, that’s right, today’s your 26th birthday.

After forcing you to eat some very delicious chocolate chip waffles with bananas and whipped cream, the gang informs you that they have a secret surprise planned for you and you need to come with them right now. What do you do?

“Ah, ok sure, if you went to the trouble of planning something, I can’t say no now. How long is this gonna take?”

“Listen guys I really really appreciate that you went to all this trouble, but I just can’t spend all day today hanging out, I’ve got this piece I need to finish, and we have seminar today...Sorry, I can’t come, I’m really sorry.I hate making a big deal out of birthdays”